wartortles:

sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny

(via hotboyproblems)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via destr0ywhat-destr0ysy0u)

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

(via semperbi)

webbabe:

*starts beatboxing during sex* 

(via netflixer)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via love-more-judge-less)

sendificator:

BUT LIKE REMEMBER WHEN M.I.A. FLIPPED THE BIRD AT THE SUPER BOWL AND PEOPLE CALLED HER DIRTY AND TRASHY AND NOW JENN LAWRENCE FLIPS THE BIRD AT THE OSCARS AND SUDDENLY ITS A QUIRKY CUTE AWKWARD THING TO DO WOW #WHITEHISTORYCLASSES

(via 4chanofficial)

(Source: sumebodi, via fatasianstripper)

deadjosey:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

AWW SWEET BABY

(Source: yugoslavic, via misscattitude)

multiplejellybeans:

this can never be not funny

(Source: nothing-but-funny, via fatasianstripper)

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multiplejellybeans:

this can never be not funny

(Source: nothing-but-funny, via fatasianstripper)

fatasianstripper:

gorillaluau:

fatasianstripper:

we all know the answer is 3

oh no no. she’d clearly want the D

god bless

(Source: st0ner-c0mics)

Timestamp: 1369523697

fatasianstripper:

gorillaluau:

fatasianstripper:

we all know the answer is 3

oh no no. she’d clearly want the D

god bless

(Source: st0ner-c0mics)

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

(via misscattitude)

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

(Source: slydigger, via whoisjohnocallaghan)